~/committomain $ cat slogan.txt

I don't often comm▌

I COMMIT
TO MAIN.

$ git push origin main✓ done

Developer merch for rebels, vibe coders, and anyone who's ever pushed directly to production and felt absolutely fine about it.

$ git subscribe --notify-on-drop

products

∞

commits to main

branches

FEATURED DROP

The Main Event Tee

commit a3f9d2e

$ git push origin main✓$ git commit -m "wip"✓$ git add .✓$ no branches. only main.✓$ git push origin main✓$ git commit -m "wip"✓$ git add .✓$ no branches. only main.✓$ git push origin main✓$ git commit -m "wip"✓$ git add .✓$ no branches. only main.✓$ git push origin main✓$ git commit -m "wip"✓$ git add .✓$ no branches. only main.✓

$ ls -la ./merch/

THE DROPS

9 items found

all in stock

tshirt-main.merchBESTSELLER

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a3f9d2e

The Main Event Tee

I don't often commit, but when I do, I commit to main.

$32

XS–3XL

tshirt-gitpush.merch

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b7c4f1a

git push origin main Tee

No branches were harmed in the making of this commit.

$28

XS–3XL

hoodie-main.merchNEW

view details →

c2e8b3d

COMMIT TO MAIN Hoodie

error: src refspec main does not match any. (Just kidding.)

$58$68

XS–3XL

mug-main.merch

view details →

d5a7e9f

Morning Deploy Mug

Fuel the push. Ship the code.

$18

sticker-pack.merch

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e1b2c4a

Commit To Main Sticker

The circular die-cut laptop sticker.

$4$5

sticker-git-commands.merchNEW

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f2a9c7d

Git Commands Sticker Sheet

git add . && git commit -m "vibes" — now on vinyl.

rubber-duck-debugger.merchFAN FAV

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0xduck1

Senior Rubber Duck Debugger

Quack-driven development.

$12

desk-mat-terminal.merchNEW

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c0ffee0

Terminal Desk Mat

Your whole desk, in dark mode.

$24

bundle-full.merchSAVE $6

view details →

f9d3e2b

The Full Deploy Bundle

Tee + Mug + Sticker. The complete developer starter pack.

$52$58

XS–3XL

$ cat manifesto.md

THE MANIFESTO

There are two kinds of developers. Those who create feature branches, open pull requests, wait for CI, request reviews, address feedback, squash commits, and merge with a carefully worded message.

And then there's us.

We commit to main.

This isn't recklessness. This is conviction. When you commit to main, you're saying: I believe in this code. I believe in this moment. I believe production can handle it.

# (production cannot always handle it)

No Branches

Branches are commitments you're not ready to make. We're ready.

Ship Fast

The best code is code that's in production. Everything else is just a draft.

Vibe Coding

Sometimes you just feel it. The code is right. Push it.

Wear the Creed

Let your merch speak before your PR does.

$ cat ./channels.json